Phils home alone antics

Created by jan beamson 13 years ago
I have so many stories of the times phil was left home alone,eg when mum and dad went on hols and the mischeif him and his mates used to get up to!! i'd go in to water the plants as mum didn't trust phil... the house wud be trashed, there wud be piles of washing up everywhere and evidence of takeaways, fags, alcohol and god knows what else! I used to admire his balls (If you know what I mean!!) I wasnever brave enough to risk getting found out but somehow phil wud manage to get the house looking immaculate in time for mum and dads return. His cleaning skills must have been second to none i tell you to stand up to mums scrutinization!!! Fair play phil. However eventually his luck ran out and after one of phils sleepover parties, mega clearups and febreeze sessions mum returned and found a blime on her foot stool!! Oh dear phil you must have got some serious s**t for that hun, you must have had a flee in your ear for weeks! although you always had mum wrapped around your little finger so I'm sure she forgave you very quickly, like she always did!! wish you were here with me reminising, instead of me writing this on your tribute site. i love you so much janx